New gimmic to sell gas!!!

A gas station owner was trying to increase his gasoline sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the store owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up.

Again he asked for his free sex.

The store owner again asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time.

The store owner said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex."


Bubba replied, "No it ain't rigged. My wife done won it twice last week."

Peace, love and light to all,
Kid Ric