7/06/2007

Robert Johnson's Graves....

A small tribute to The great Robert Johnson. Not just another Taurus genius. YouTube - Robert Johnson's Graves

Peace, love and light,
Ric

7/04/2007

Independence Day

Independence Day!
The day we all go out to play.
Never thinking of the price we paid.
For the freedom we have to go out and play!

So, while you are out tip your hat.
Say a little prayer for those who fought.
A moment of silence will do.
To give thanks for what the fallen have done for you.

Then enjoy the fireworks and eat all day.
But never ever loose sight of the price we had to pay.
And the many who gave their lives away.
For the privilege of us being allowed to go out to play.

Kid Ric - July 4, 2007

Fourth of July Celebrations Database

Peace, love and light to one and all,
Kid Ric

7/02/2007

The Daily Background » Blog Archive » The Top 15 Most Embarrassing Photos of George W. Bush

The Daily Background » Blog Archive » The Top 15 Most Embarrassing Photos of George W. Bush

6/15/2007

Bassist Joke!

Little Johnny's father finally agrees to teach him to play bass, just like his dad. For the first lesson, Dad shows Johnny the E string and tells him to practice thumping on just that string. Nice, even quarter notes. For the second lesson, Dad shows Johnny the A string, telling him to just thump away on it - again, nice, even quarter notes. For the third lesson, Dad shows him how to go back and forth: A - E - A - E*. Back and forth, nice even quarter notes. When Johnny doesn't show up for his fourth lesson, Dad calls his wife at work to see if Johnny forgot about his lesson. The wife replies, "Oh. Didn't you hear? He left this morning to tour with Garth Brooks."

6/13/2007

Found the pot at the end of the rainbow!!!!

6/10/2007

New gimmic to sell gas!!!

A gas station owner was trying to increase his gasoline sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the store owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up.

Again he asked for his free sex.

The store owner again asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time.

The store owner said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex."


Bubba replied, "No it ain't rigged. My wife done won it twice last week."

Peace, love and light to all,
Kid Ric

1/23/2007

Bushcronium

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W." Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons/ molecule as Bushcronium.

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