Happy Halloween!

Halloween Ecard for all to enjoy!

Sent to me by my good friends Manfred and Melissa.

Happy Halloween!

Peace, love and light,
Kid Ric

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE:

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

AND....LAST BUT NOT LEAST

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."

Peace, love and light to one and all,
Kid Ric

Woodstock peace flag?

Photo by Sotheby's (Reuters)

Is this really the Woodstock peace flag?

This flag was reportedly flown over the stage at the Woodstock Music and Arts Fair in Bethel, New York, in August 1969. It had 46 stars arranged in a peace sign pattern on a blue denim canton, a design neither official nor legal. Sotheby's sold it, over the phone, for $22,705. Well beyond its $7500 estimated value.

Ever wonder what the old hippies are doing?

They are back out in the streets peacefully protesting. Shades of the 70's for sure.

Anti-Bush rallies rage in 200 cities...

Bahrain Tribune WASHINGTON (AP) Protesters call Washington policies a crime. Hundreds of people called the Bush administration's policies a crime and held up yellow police tape in front of the White House amid a nationwide day of protest against the president. The 500 demonstrators were among many who gathered for similar events on Thursday in more than 200 cities to protest President George W. Bush on issues ranging from global warming to the war in Iraq.

We are turning the corner in bringing forward a mass movement of resistance to drive out the Bush regime, said organiser Travis Morales with the activist group World Can't Wait. Some dressed in costume, including a hooded prisoner in an orange jumpsuit, a devilish rendition of Bush and two grim reapers. One man wore a red cheerleader outfit with "Radical" emblazoned on the jersey.

The demonstrators held up yellow police tape along a three-block stretch in front of the White House. Thousands of protesters clogged New York City's streets as they marched from the United Nations headquarters. Some people lay down in the middle of the street, while others carried signs saying "Expose 9/11" and "This war should be over." They also handed out fliers reading, Drive out the Bush regime. Lydia Sugarman, 82, of Manhattan, said she believed in the power of demonstrating. That's how we got our civil rights, she said. If we didn't protest we wouldn't be Americans.

White House spokeswoman Nicole Guillemard defended the administration's Iraq policy. Our constitution guarantees the right to peacefully express one's views. The men and women in our military are fighting to bring the people of Iraq these same rights and freedoms, she said. The president believes it is important to stay on the offense in Iraq.

World Can't Wait was founded in 2005 and has organised several marches since then, including a nationwide protest coinciding with Bush's State of the Union address in January, according to the group's Web site. Supporters listed on the site include Edward Asner, Ed Begley Jr. and Jane Fonda and activists such as the Rev. Jesse Jackson, the Rev. Al Sharpton and "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan.

In Seattle, a person carrying a rifle wrapped in a blanket was among five people arrested. The charges against the other people ranged from resisting arrest to assault. They're still investigating to determine what that person was doing with the rifle, said Seattle Police spokeswoman Debra Brown.

The march through Seattle's streets was peaceful as protesters chanted, waved signs and wore costumes mocking administration officials. One woman dressed as a pageant queen with a sash that read, I Miss America. In Portland, Oregon, at least 10 people were detained because they did not follow police instruction to get out of the street during a protest march through downtown. Cathe Kent, a police spokeswoman, said one person, 26-year-old Christopher Knudtsen, also faced a charge of attempted assault for trying to attack a police officer.

Peace, love and light to one and all,
Ric

When all else fails!

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are.

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Peace, love and light to all,
Ric